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What kitchen appliance is most likely to start a fire?

A wife.

A man is watching a game on TV and having a drink when suddlenly he says, “I love you!” The wife that was nearby asks, “Is that you or the beer talking?” He replies, “Nah, it’s me, talking to the beer.”

What burns longer, a red or a green candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.

 What are the three rings of marriage?
The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and then the suffering

 Why do women fake orgasms?
Because men fake foreplay...